You know you are from PTI when…
By Tanzeel • Mar 25th, 2009 • Category: Politics • 29 Comments- You curse each and every political leader on earth.
- You don’t hesitate to discuss personal life of Salman Taseer but don’t let anybody discuss Imran’s.
- The only arguments you use to counter MQMites are “12th May”, “Altaf Hussain’s Salaam” and the word “Chooran”
- You don’t hesitate to gang up with even Jiyalas when it comes argue with MQM
- Through out the year you protest
- You criticize USA for challenging Pakistan’s sovereignty but conveniently ignore Taleban/ Al Qaeda for same in FATA
- You lodge more protests in UK & US than your home land
- Your leader has more fame than his vote bank
- You pretend to be moderate Muslims but your political compass tilts towards Jamat e Islami
- To remain in limelight your leader often holds small rallies in Islamabad
- You never realized that PTI’s voter’s average is actually 15 year.
- Your party scatters after regular intervals.
- Your leader spends more time in giving Tv interviews
- The only excuse of defeat your party leader gives is “it’s a new party”
- You actually spend more time on internet to justify the party manifesto than to work for it.
- You actually support Taleban
- You don’t see any other PTI leader on TV except Imran.
- Through out the year your leader campaigns for the change but when change comes he goes into hiding
- You don’t accept the fact that there is one man show in your party
- Your leader never carried a procession against operation in Tribal areas
- You don’t know any other PTI leader’s name.
- Your ultimate demand is Musharraf’s trial
- You often cry against NRO but conveniently ignore Nawaz / Musharraf agreement.
- Your presence in Karachi is still ZERO.
- Your attention seeking argument is “Insaaf Zindabad”
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Ps: I have penned down my thoughts after getting inspired by “You know you are from Karachi/ Lahore etc”…You can always add more to this!
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correction: You never realized that PTI voter’s average AGE is actually 15 year.
Tanzeel, what got you to waste your time on this useless good- for-nothing fundo? I mean, please, refrain from such pollution of thought such perversion of ‘justice’ (Insaf!). Let him drown in his own venom. Outa here!
It’s vague!
Tanzeel, there is another aspect to this imran khan’s party agenda, shall we call it, movement for ‘theocratic fascism’ in the name of justice. I do realize and am seriously perturbed by this unfortunale fact that this man with his screwed up ‘jingoism’ attracts the poor immature minds of our 15 years old. They are the most vulnerable unprotected, ill-informed citizens with full potentials to be manipulated into ‘human-bombs’ the brainwashed zoombies ’suicide bombers’ - that is why it is imperative to inform the public about dangers of this theorcratic facists movement headed by people like this crackpot imran and his puppeteer the qazi of JI.
Good post.
Mullahism of Imran missing.
Aftab when I was writing this I was damn serious. Its not joke and your 4th post has proved it.
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Hahahahah Tanzeel! Kill them.
this is the perfect way as choice; but drop few drops of water nearby so that we may see their crippling for thirst before death.
tanzeel get ready soon mother india would be here to spray venominous venom against you and he and they and we and he and she and those and these,and him and her hence every buddy.regards
Raza Bhai I am new here I am getting familiarized with the environment. I have only penned down what I daily go through on different social networking forums and on media. I hope they won’t lodge PROTEST against this and take it lightly : (
just ignore ‘that’ BSE infected ‘mad cow’ - she is enjoying the particular ’service’ that she gets by the “3 generals” she so proudly refers to. As long as she is ’serviced’ she is ok!
You know you are from CRACK-POT-LAND when you write an article with the title…
“You know you are from PTI when…”
Aftab S Alam :Let him drown in his own venom
a very good idea!
Tanzeel
your observation about PTI is almost correct but before compiling you ignored two or three real facts that should be accounted in PTI side.
Imran and his team usually comprises of working and literary class of our society and these are very less in number as compared to illiterate class or less educated class.
He has no political background ,neither come from feud side nor black money holder .These three factors are basic requirements of our typical political scenario for gaining top seat.At this moment Malik riaz is still more stronger man then him to occupy top seat in our existing system.
No intelligence agency is supporting him and his team for raising their political status and they all are working in political circle in their own capacity.
His youth time was very colour ful and his decision of marrying a richest jews woman reveal his double standards between his personal and political life.He choices best and richest things for himself and his sons and teach people to go for simple life styles.
Now come to ground realities middle class and educating class of NWFP and Punjab is showing some inclination towards its party but he still has to cover long journey.labor class is completely unaware of his manifesto as it was difficult for them to understand his vision.But no doubt minawali common men really praised his efforts and social work done in their area.
Recently I was in dinner where wives of some top military men were talking about Pakistan’s politics.It was shock to hear from wive of gen munir hafiz one of corrupt general of musharf era that she will give her vote to Imran khan.So it looks that he is still popular among women of his tenure as captain and charming bowler of Pakistan’s team.
Forget about PTI,
Today is 25TH MARCH,………….what “famous” event started today?? ring any bells??
Thanks, So they don’t talk about masses who make a sizable majority in our country ? Nazia I never criticized political background of IK nor I have issues with his party manifesto except the way he is running his party and the behavior of LITERATE PTI kids.
As for Social work — Social work is not the guarantee of winning. If it was so Edhi would have been the Prime Minister of Pakistan that’s why I said he has got more fame than his vote bank. Social work doesn’t guarantee good governance. It would be great that he talk about system which will bear fruit later and communicate the idea effectively. Right now he’s putting the cart before horse. If he thinks social work can help him in giving votes then its impossible, people vote you because of your leadership qualities and unfortunately Imran could not prove himself true leader outside the field. His rigid politics depicts his dictator mentality that’s why I talked about his one man showiness in part.
Moreover. I am not sure if wives of military personnel really caste their votes, secondly how could you be so sure about rest of the Pakistani women just on the basis of one statement from CORRUPT General’s wives you have decided Imran’s future ? As I said she doesn’t represent masses you rather should have asked her why you want to vote her. Do Pakistani women really know her manifesto ?
Tanzeel
I am just giving opinion on my personal observation regarding PTI.I am not voter of PTI but I hear different types of views about him in my social life that I mentioned in my comments.
Women of his era when he was popular as an glamorous captain really admire him as their youth time hero.so it is one of minor factor of raising his vote bank.I agree with you that social worker cant be risen as strong political character.What would happen if edhi starts his political campaign for becoming PM and malik riaz starts social work for humanity.All should be fit into their jobs according to their personalities and natural skills.
well imran khan himslf said in his intrview tht party elctions r goin to b held soon and the new party chairman will be anounced.so dun worry abt the leadership n the reason why othrz dun come on media is he has all the youngsters in the party who have no experience to talk or compete with the BIG party liers.
and about his voterz.if he can change the mind of the yngstrz he can b a great leadre too.the so called non crious youth follow him and its bcoz of him only that the young ppl have started taking intrst in politics n their country situation.and the old ppl.most of thm r stereo typical.they have got their own party afiliations and wont vote for any1 else xpt for PML N and PPPP wtever happens.its the generations to come who will bring a CHANGE nt those who give a chance to the same old politicl parties in every elections
its bttr nt to discuss his past coz atleast hes one of those who confesses for anythng wrong he has done n does nt repeat his mistakes..
y didnt u write about all the social work hes doin.?wt abt tht 2rs roti thing and cancer hospital.?atleast hes nt one of those who jst sits on any any tv channel n says we should do this n that.he actualy does wt is gud for the people.i thnk hes THE LEADER at the present time n i bet if he gets a chance he sure will bring a chng n INSHALAH he will.
Imran Khan is too dangerous and too unpredictable an individual. He is that proverbial ‘wolf’ who hides in the hide of a ’sheep’. He is an extremist fundo. He is mask for all those terrorists and war-lords playing havoc with the lives of innocent citizens in Swat and other areas of the country.
Sara, of course, you are right and one can understand the disaapointment by the politics of ‘looting’ and ‘corruption’ by the ther big parties. Of course, theier politics must be torn down and them exposed to the last corrupted cells in their bodies for us to recognize them for wht they are. Having said that, lets not fall in the trap of other imposters like this Imran and his ilk. They are no democrats. They are no anti feudalism. They don’t believe in an egalitarian society. They don’t believe in equality of all humans. They think and practice class difference. Imran and his company are living proof of elitists and elitism in the country. Imran is no alternative. Imran must not be acceptable in any circumstances. The man is a dictator. He is dictatorship personafied. Reject him, reject him, reject him before you have another ambitious ‘Ameer ul Momeen’ of sorts like that horribly fake Nawaz Sharif.
By the way, you can experiment another show down. Let Sharif’s come to power and let them prove their sincerety and work with this ‘honest’ Imran. I dare say that they will take care of this menace before you can count to ten.
@#13: The Communist on March 25th, 2009 : “Forget about PTI, Today is 25TH MARCH,………….what “famous” event started today?? ring any bells??”
Yaar! we are just to coward to remember that day of ‘infamy’, of course, bells do “ring” but we stuff our ears and refuse to hear and recognize where we went wrong. No wonder we are still in same kind of situation - exploiting eachother in the name of ‘larger’ or ‘not so large’ federating units of this ‘unfortunate’ Federation.
Great people never weigh their critics,and so is Imran . I think he is next PM of Pakistan and he will be our Mahatir Mohammad but every one cant believe because it needs to have faith in GOD for true belief.
There you go! Good to see someone identifying the abhorable dictator Mahatir who this idiot Imran wants to emulate. Down with Imran and his dictatorial designs.