Who says Pakistan is a poor country? Who says we are hungry after the American largess? Who says that Pakistan’s majority population lives below the poverty line, and who says that Pakistan is hardly taking any breathe under the weight of ever-increasing debts.
Our national exchequer is filled to the brim, and we have enough bucks to hold the grand meetings of our beloved cabinet in Dubai, London or Lahore. Holding cabinet meetings in Islamabad has become old-fashioned, and now the cabinet has gone “Gushti”, and this mobile cabinet would now roam the whole world, showing the world how sincere, energetic and concerned our ministers are for our welfare and for the future of the country.
Under the supervision and heading of Prime Minister Yousuf Raza Gillani, the whole special plane filled with ministers, their personal staff, bureaucrats and other guests flew to Dubai and enjoyed their lavish stay in the Grand Hyatt Hotel, and then some of them went to London and some to Washington to ease the fatigue of meeting, and now another under another brilliant ideas the next cabinet meeting is in Lahore and these ministers want to show their might to every city of Pakistan.
Get ready people, you are about to taste the protocol, routes and securities of our treasured and cherished ministers.