The Pakistani Spectator

After being chased from everywhere Pranab Mukherjee went to Mumbai where he met Rani Mukherjee.

So he greeted Rani “kahoo Rani ji kya haal hai”?

Rani: “kya bataon Pranab jee kabhi khushi tu kabhi gum. Apna kahoo Pranab Jee.

Pranab: “Kya bataon Rani mera tu bus kabhi goli kabhi bumb”.

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Rani Phones Pranab Mukherjee after Mumbai Attacks

Rani: Pranab Jee Aap ko Ajmal Kasaab say der nahin lugta? Aap us say akailay room mien investigate kaisay kertay ho?

Pranab: Rani Jee, ap ko Bal Thackery say der nahin lugta? Aap us ko akailay room mien audition daitee ho?

Rani: Chee Chee Pranab Jee, ap ko tu jhootay ilzaam lagany ki habit ho gai hai

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Pranab:  Rani Jee, birthday of my son is being held in Taj Hotel and you must perform a dazzling dance in the party.Wohi Khaas Wala meray saath

Rani: Agar Mien Na karoon tu, bhudday

Pranab: Then I will arrange your dance with Ajmal Kasaab in investigation cell

Rani: I know you are a liar, and if I say no, even then you won’t let me dance with Kasaab