The Pakistani Spectator

Over a cup of coffee

I don’t know about political sensitivity, but fun to read.

What happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee??

The British : will throw the cup into the street and leave the coffee
shop for good..

The American: will throw the insect out and drink the coffee.

The Chinese: will eat the insect and drink the coffee.

The Israeli will:

(1) Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese.

(2) Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure.

(3) Accuse the Palestinians, Hezbollah , Syria and Iran of using
germ-warfare.

(4) Keep on crying about antisemitism and violations of human rights.

(5) Ask the Palestinian President to stop planting insects in the cups
of coffee.

(6) Re-occupy the West Bank, Gaza Strip.

(7) Demolish Palestinian houses, confiscate lands, cut water and
electricity and randomly shoot Palestinians.

(8) Ask the United States for urgent military support and one  million
dollars in order to buy new cups of coffee.

(9) Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop owner by making
him offer free coffee to them forever.

(10) Last but not least, accuse the whole world of standing still, and
not sympathizing with the Israeli nation.

The Pakistani President will make a long speech to the UN that will be
broadcast repeatedly on all Pakistan TV
channels, that:

(1)  The Pakistan People’s Party will keep saving Pakistan through the
sacrifices of the Shaheed Bhuttos and

(2)  Make the people believe that there is sugar in the coffee that is
why the fly landed in it.

(3)  That drinking coffee with a fly in it will not harm them because
the blood of Benazir will protect them..

(4)  Zardari will get 20% and Rehman Malik will get 10% of the dollars
from the aid package

(5)  Yet ‘he’ himself will sneak out of the coffee bar without payment
and without drinking the coffee.

(6)  Get the US Senate pass a bill giving a one Trillion Dollar Aid
Package with very heavy interest rates.

(7)  The Pakistani Rupee will then be devalued by 50%

(8)  All Ministers and Members of the Assemblies and Senators will get
a 50% pay increase to compensate them

(9)  The people will be told to suck the flies for the sugar and
survive (Makhian chooso aur zindagi guzaro!!)

(10) The Pakistani Taliban will accept responsibility for the fly and
say that it was their suicide fly-bomber!