The Pakistani Spectator

We’re out of sugar Joe Public
Best start crystallizing diabetic piss
To have peace around you requires peace within
Thats why we’re planning to legalize cannabis

The enemy lurks ever closer to our nukes
But don’t worry we’ve got a roadmap
They’ll bid on our open tender and we’ll C.O.D it
Set up a few practice shoots,
Who’s gonna notice missing mud shacks?

My brothers and sisters,
The time for sacrifice is nigh
Please don’t withdraw from your savings accounts,
The war fund’s running dry

Also we’re gonna need to set rations,
Since the CIA stole our water
One bucket per peasant,
And increments based on the pecking order

So God bless us all, especially my sons and daughters
Since you fools have no self-respect
Twenty years from now you’ll still be treading water
While my progeny dines on chairs with golden arm-rests

By S.Mubashir Noor