The Pakistani Spectator

Generalissimo retired would bring out all the “lotas” from the washrooms of the President House and would start asking forgiveness for them for the past sins of ignoring them and giving preference to the “Do-Number” lotas.

Lotas of PML-Q, PPP-Sherpao and other turncoats are smelling blood and they have starting wringing violently. As the provincial assemblies across Pakistan have started the process of passing the resolutions in the favor of impeachment of Musharraf, lotas are joining the new winds in hordes.

In the NWFP assembly, Fifteen PPP-S MPAs, nine PML-Q, six independent MPAs and four MMA have polled their votes for ousting Musharraf. In Punjab Assembly, there is almost complete rout of Musharraf, and only 25 PML-Quish MPAs supported Musharraf and they would also be repenting that. In Sindh, nobody opposed the resolution to impeach Musharraf and the people who didn’t’ like it, didn’t attend the session.

In the meeting of Lota League, majority of lotas threatened head honcho lota Chaudhary Shujaat to either leave Musharraf and join hands with the new power center, or they are quitting. MNA Sardar Bahadur Khan Sehar, MNA Nasrullah Khan Bijrani, MNA Pir Aslam Bodla and host of other lotas have voluntarily started horse-trading and pleading with PPP and PML-N to adopt them. They have become the most vocal proponent of impeachment, all of a sudden.

Musharraf should pick the loyal lotas and leave the President House on the eve of 14th August, as the sun would be setting and there would be still some chance of a little bit graceful exit.