The Pakistani Spectator

Make Hakimullah Mehsud, the chairman of Pakistan Cricket Boad, Qari Younis the coach of the team and Qari Waliur Rehman, the manager. The whole shura of the Taliban will be deciding upon the selection of the players and this redoubtable selection shura will make sure that nepotism doesn’t count in.

The word of Hakimullah Mehsud will be the final one. He would be dealing the with the captain himself with the head of captain between his knees, while an amateur suicide bomber would be practicing how to tie and untie a grenade with the captain’s trouser.

Team would be practicing all the facets of game under the stern eye of Qari Hussain at the far corner of premises, where at the other end, the suicide bombers would be rehearsing their next adventure. Any missed catch would meant eating a live time bomb with clock ticking, and throwing it away just seconds before the explosion. Batsmen would rather like to die instead of getting bold, because that would mean them to embrace all the suicide bombers within practicing ring with their jackets on.

That surely is the surefire way to make the team and board perform.