Expensive Halwa for the Maulvis
By Gul Raiz • Dec 17th, 2009 • Category: Politics • 21 CommentsSomebody came, gave them black halwa, and they all got blinded by the sight of it, grabbed it, devoured it and then after 15 minutes were in the ambulances.
The chairman Ruet-e-Hilal Committee Mufti Muneeb-ur-Rehman, Maulana Abdul Ghafoor Hyderi and others were rushed to hospital after falling ill during Ulema Conference at the residence of Maulana Abdul Ghafoor Hyderi in parliament lodges. Rumor was that even some of them expired, but thankfully almost all are stable now.
Doctors and Police said that there is a possibility someone has mixed up poisonous substance in the Halwa. It is said that the black Halwa was given to Haji Abdul Ghafoor Hyderi on returning from Hajj.
Why would anyone do that? I mean why would anybody try to get rid of them? Was it a coincidence?
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Good attempt in highly restricted area but failed to achieve the targets.
Liquat bolch looked more greedy about such habshi halwa as he was directly admitted to ICU.
The excess of everything is extremism and they ate 99 Kg, one Kg each. Getting rid of them with Halwa is inspiring!!!
perhaps this was Ghafoor Haideri’s suicider attack???
IstikhfaruAllah.
Should have put cynide in the halwa,job not well done. Mustafa Kamal Pasha Attaturk the great leader of modern Turkey (inspiration to Qaid e Azam M A Jinnah) put all Mullahs in a ship for picnic and ordered its sinking.Look at Turkey now,it is applying for European Union membership.Look at Pakistan terrorists eating halwa.
They are condemning Taliban these days.Whatelse could be the reason?
“The excess of everything is extremism and they ate 99 Kg, one Kg each. Getting rid of them with Halwa is inspiring!!!”
@Marwan! You are very funny. I have read many comments but this one deserves the Oscar for the best ever comment. By the way what is the update on their health?
I hope this was an isolated incident and not a conspiracy read shia- sunni, barelvi-deobandi-salafi-wahabi…etc.
Now the lesson from this unfortunate incident is “the excess of everything is extremism…”
sincerely
kerrylugarbills
Moulvie are known as halwa loving creed so their encounter with this most delectable soft and sweet substance and falliny ill after eating it may not be a matter of surprise. The moulvies they claim that it is the sweetness of the hearts of the moulvis that it tends them to love Halwa.
Anyhow Halwa is not liked by only moulvies. It happens to be the most loved dish and no ceremony espacillly the religious festival goes with out it. Halwa is specially prepared and is best served with Puries and channas but halwa–puri is enjoyed espacialy at the breakfast at the special occasion like Edi day etc. One may find people filling their plates with many good sweets including halwa, Jelbi and mango phir nee etc and most are left as left over in the plates but a plate filled with halwa is often found as squeaky clean after eating.
In case of halwa eaten by moulvies at this national event; some suspect that this was probably some halwa attack carried out by the extremists against Moulvies at their gathering that most of them they fell ill. What a unique way of tackling moulvies there but no one has claimed as yet that they carried out this halwa attack. The description of colour of halwa reveals that it was —Habshi halwa.
Whatever it was; it looks like that Moulvies were served with some date expired substance.
@6
This is called soft kind of desi attack on our rivals and very popular in our circles.This is also revealing the casual attitude of our maulvis that in this peak of insecure times how easily they become victim due to their personal greed of taste.We since our child hood heard this safety tip from our elders that never ever take any thing to eat from strangers but all seem to be looking wise men of their parties ignored this safety tip and showed their mental level.How vulnerable they are and can be removed from the scene are simple messages given to them by higher authority who are actually trying to gather them on antitaliban platform.
I hope that same kind of sweets should be distributed to gul and aslm beig Co who are supporting haqqanis and omers in our land where arms and army are being sent to kill the righteous army of gen Gul.
Dont insult ulema please.
@5
Thanks agreed 100%
quote: “Aslam on December 18th, 2009 :
Dont insult ulema please.”
none of them are scholar, all of them are mullahs. can u singleout any of them who has authored 5 pages phamplet, ever???
quote: “Aslam on December 18th, 2009 :
Dont insult ulema please.”
plz u differentiate betwween donkies and horses!!!
Mullahs strong stomachs survived sohan hulwa suicide attack Ghafoor Haideri!!! MQM might have provided the halwa ID!!!
we aren’t insulting ulema .They showed us scene of greed and become victim of easy targets,
They should now realize that how insecure environment we all are living where any time devils come and take one’s life,
Heaven through Hulwa
Mullahs strong stomachs survived sohan hulwa suicide attack of Ghafoor Haideri!!! MQM might have provided the halwa ID!!!
Actually an eyewitness told me there were nine cotton of hulwa, each containing 10 Kg - and each one of them gulp-down one cotton each. We must be proud of stomachs of this capability!!!
Sixteen Littrates here are making fun of a tragedy which happen to Scholars/Ulemma or Mufti’s of this Illitrate Nation. Its not funny at all.Apnaee Greban main Jhankh kar Dekho kae tum kiya ho or kitna Halwa Khataee ho?
We too take halwa but modestly and do not grapple with halwa excessively & extremely. And these are not the days to devour halwa above all. They should declare terrorism as haram!!!
Once a mullah had swallowed an actress, but I don’t remember their name?
@18
we eat halwa which we earn from our hard money.That is why it is always fresh and easily digestible.We don’t believe in free lunch which is trade mark of our religious scholars and this time they proved it through their unanimous demonstration.