Become Assasin in KGB If You Can Kill Your Wife
By Dr RazaHaider • Aug 29th, 2008 • Category: Entertainment •
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KGB has an opening for an assassin.
After all background checks, interviews, and testings, there were three for final test — two men and one woman.
(1) KGB agent took the first man to a large metal door and handed him a gun and said“We must know that you will follow our instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her.”The first man said.”You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife,”
The agent replies, “Then you’re not the right man for this job.” (2) The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes.
The man came out with tears in his eyes. “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.” The agent replies, “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.”(3) Finally, it was the woman’s turn. She was told to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another.
They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, “You guys didn’t tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. So I had to beat him to death with the chair.”
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