Rehman Malik “hangling about the price” with his pay-master
Churchill: Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?
Socialite: My goodness, Mr. Churchill… Well, I suppose… we would have to discuss terms, of course…
Churchill: Would you sleep with me for five pounds?
Socialite: Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?
Churchill: Madam, we’ve [...]
The US spy and murderer of two Pakistanis Raymond Davis has been set free by a session court today after payment of blood money.However, there are confirmed reports that suggest the victim’s families were pressurized to sign this deal which reinforces the fact that it was all pre-planned drama. There could have been potential charges [...]
It was disappointing to read Major General Mehmood Ghayur ‘s statement that drone attacks killed fewer civilians and most of those killed were terrorists. He also claimed that drone technology offered precise targeting. How did he reach that conclusion and where did he get his facts from only he would be able to tell. His [...]
Obama has ‘urged’(read order) Pakistan to release Raymond Davis(RD), in typical imperialist style. John Kerry is already in Lahore bullying and threatening us to hand over their killer or else? John Kerry talks about respecting our law but at the same time states that Davis has immunity. If USA believed in rule of [...]
Cursed by the Bhuttos
When Jiyalas vehemently chant ‘Jiye Bhutto’ they better check out the criminal records of Pakistani and European courts. Our masses are emotional fools who get manipulated by the swindlers ruling them. To revive their memory - far from being a ‘national icon’, Benazir was accused as the most corrupt politcian in Asia [...]
All the Wise men of Gotham have been invited by their Chief, to get together and solve national issues. It’s going to be a historic occassion - President Zardari would discuss critical national issues like devising new plans of embezzling funds and developments in commission making strategies. He would also share his research on money [...]
Pakistan is akin to a lost child, abandoned in the middle of nowhere, it is clueless where to go and how to survive among swindlers and hustlers. It can only live on the hope of a savior who would help him out of its misery. But would there ever be one?
The last one who [...]
Like a true hanger-on, Zardari has flown to USA to attend his grandpa Holbrooke’s memorial. He would worship his grave and beg obama to give him another chance of serving ‘His Highness’.
This time it won’t be Sarah Palin who would greet him. Instead, it would be the ferocious man-woman Hillary Clinton, who [...]
Gillani why are you wasting your time in the PM house? Get your manicure, pedicure, and facial why burden yourself with dull office work?
Your impeccable dressing can put any dandy boy to shame. The coy smile reminds of Marilyn Monroe. The trimmed eyebrows, pink blush-on and the foundation-laden face can give any bimbo a complex. [...]
