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Ajmal Kasab Accepts Responsibility of Mumbai Stock Crash

By Sharafat • Jan 7th, 2009 • Category: Entertainment • 5 Comments

According to the news, The stock market here came crashing following the disclosure of a fraud in an Indian premier Computer Company, which saw the index sinking deep by 700 points to peg at 9650. According to details, the Computer Company Satyam chief executive had tendered his resignation on the revelation of Rs12.30 billion bungling in the company. Satyam Computer Company had fraudulently posted profit of Rs6 billion. This news today spread like a wild fire among the brokers and small investors, who shunned taking any position and rushed for unloading their over-bought shares, which saw the index reeling down by 700 points.

Just remain glued to the T.V because NDTV and the rest of Indian media is about to put the blame on Pakistan by declaring that Ajmal Kasab has accepted the responsibility and on his cellphone there is a number of the man who did the actual fraud.


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  1. No, we and our media will wait till we get satellite recordings of conversations between ajmal kasab and satyam CEO. We’ll wait till satyam ceo gives instructions to kasab on how brutally to get the market down. only then… We work on proofs, not hogwash, like you guys

  2. A great joke. kasab doesnot require satyam boss to bring down BSE index, he brought it down on his own.

  3. Sharafat,

    Its all dry….Did you try to crack a joke?

  4. Seriously Sharafat better luck on the humour next time.

  5. great information indeed

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